Things I Won't Miss About Sweden

Things I Won't Miss About Sweden

Here's a bit of a rant about a very beautiful country that I expected to fall in head over heels in love with, but I didn't, because...

everything is expensive

Sure, all expenses are totally relative to any area. And I do spend a lot of my time in expensive countries, but in my opinion, Sweden just might take the cake. Food, produce, booze, hotels, transportation. Everything is noticeably inflated. You can just feel it. 

transportation is difficult

Train sweden

Trying to travel around the country on public transportation like buses, coaches and trains can be quite a task. For example, you can’t purchase most tickets on board the buses or coaches with either cash or card, and you can’t pre-purchase tickets online with an out of the country bank or credit card, or an out of the country billing address for any card.


If you try to purchase tickets through their apps, they often have no options for English so you can't read what you’re doing. And if you can get past that, you have to enter a valid Swedish mobile phone number in order to get access to use the app. And if you get past that, you still can’t purchase the ticket with an out of the country credit card, or PayPal.


Needless to say, this makes getting around a bit rougher than usual. I was forced to track down local offices, and their respective opening days and times, in order to purchase advance physical paper tickets in person.


Also known as - what we had to do in the olden days.

booze is inconvenient

Sweden supermarket

There is one particularly obnoxious lack of freedom in Sweden - government controlled alcohol restrictions throughout the country.  You can only buy alcohol above 3.5% at specifically state regulated stores called Systembolagets that are often rare, hard to find, and on top of that, not open 24 hours.


They close mid afternoon on Saturdays and don’t open at all on Sundays, so you are forced to plan your booze buying ahead of time like some kind of Stepford wife. So, you can't buy wine on a Sunday in Sweden. Which is just ludicrous.


And, what I imagine was - just like the olden days.

interactions can be awkward


I first noticed the staring. I thought something was wrong with me, that my fly was unzipped, or that I was doing something horribly alarming to society. But I wasn't. Everywhere you go, Swedes stare.


In many other Western cultures, if you catch someone staring at you, and you make eye contact, usually they are embarrassed for being a creeper and then politely look away. Not in Sweden. They just keep staring. It's unnerving.


I was scolded for not placing all my groceries in a barcode up orderly fashion on the conveyer belt. I didn't even know that was a thing. And after apologizing profusely for disobeying this secret custom, I was met with silence and icy stares.


Then I stood in line for some takeout at a local restaurant and watched in disbelief as not one, but two, Swedish people walked right ahead of me and brazenly cut me off just so they could place their order before mine. 


If you are standing somewhere waiting for transportation, or to cross a street, you really need to hold your ground, because Swedes will bump into you, shove, shoulder and elbow you and sometimes just walk right into you like you're not there. I have never been so physically assaulted before.


And you have to be extra vigilant to board trains, because at stops, instead of allowing passengers to get off first, locals will instead push themselves onto the train amidst all the people in the way, causing a huge traffic congestion, and you have to hurry to get yourself onboard in time.


Talking to strangers anywhere in public is not done. If you dare to strike up a conversation or ask a question, watch out. I was ignored more times than I can count. They prefer to pretend you don't exist than acknowledge you, talk to you, or worse, answer a question.


In fact, Swedes take their equality and self-sufficiency so seriously that they even have a longstanding societal-accepted cultural taboo which frowns upon anyone needing help and also upon anyone offering help to those in need. 

living off the land can be extreme


Sweden is a decent sized country and the majority of it is pure unspoilt nature. Well, almost unspoilt. Outside of the major cities, there is definitely a noticeable, rampant and pervasive land and animal exploitation. A sad sign of modern times. Everything from logging industries to diaries to farms to hunting enthusiasts.


It often seems like there's something about the large natural landscape and the cold, almost inhospitable, temperatures that I can't help but imagine makes the locals act like they're living in medieval times by hunting animals to eat for food and cutting down trees for firewood. Or maybe I've seen too many movies. 


Because the theme of olden times just keeps popping up, I feel the need to state that it is in fact 2017, not 1817, and even those living in rural communities do have access to all the services of the modern world, and therefore have no reason to kill animals who are peacefully living their lives in their own natural habitats.


Of course, being vegan, hunting upsets me, but I feel it's a notable observation here because Sweden was the only country I've visited yet where an act as barbaric as sport hunting is treated not just as marginal fraction, but instead as an acceptable lifestyle. 

i will miss the extraordinary beauty


Sweden is a stunningly beautiful land that I truly loved exploring. It has amazing history, architecture, and nature. There is breath-taking natural scenery and lovely traditional old red copper houses speckled amongst dense lush green forests.


I was lucky enough to spend two months living in and traveling around Sweden and I was also lucky enough to meet some amazingly kind people that helped me during my time there and I really don't know how well I would've survived without them.


advice to travelers

My suggestion to first time travelers would be - if you can plan out your food budget, pre-plan all your alcohol purchases and organize and pay for all your transportation needs ahead of time and also try not to get too offended if you get ignored, yelled at, or catch a painful elbow to the chest, then you'll be golden.


And, if you travel to be wowed by natural beauty, as I do, then you will surely not be disappointed. I was in awe by the magnificence of it. Every day.